Orlando’s plans for world domination are nearing completion. Come Monday morning he will have complete control over all media, communication and transportation centres. He will then begin to round up all available ham, cat crunchies and yoghurt pots.
He will be recognised as Supreme Leader of the World.
He will have a celebrity status even bigger than Posh’n'Becks.
He will be a fashion icon.
He will be honoured by great artists.
He will dominate the world of finance and politics.
He will be loved by the ordinary people.
All will bow before his magnificence.
Even you.
Orlando is king, long live the king – said Precious as I showed her the blog……
By: widget on August 3, 2008
at 9:11 pm
So is Doris the power behind the throne?
Where do you find these things???
(Actually, it’s all thanks to Orlando and his bookshop that I’ve made the first steps towards opening an Etsy shop. Very scary and exciting!!)
By: dancingwithfrogs on August 4, 2008
at 7:13 am
Hilarious, plain bloody hilarious. The photos that is, not the ambitions of Orlando to take over the world. That has me quaking in my boots…
The range of photo possibilities is brilliant and he has just the right colouring for those shots to be credible.
By: Laura on August 5, 2008
at 6:59 pm
Thanks – it’s a great site called photofunia.com
By: scottsabode on August 5, 2008
at 8:52 pm
This is hilarious – Pinky and the Brain have nothing on Orlando!!
By: VioletSky on August 10, 2008
at 1:30 am
I had no idea Orlando was so famous! lol
By: trishothinks on May 9, 2010
at 1:44 am
Awesome just awesome! We LOVE Orlando!
By: Milo and Alfie on August 31, 2010
at 7:09 am