Orlando’s plans for world domination are nearing completion. Come Monday morning he will have complete control over all media, communication and transportation centres. He will then begin to round up all available ham, cat crunchies and yoghurt pots.
He will be recognised as Supreme Leader of the World.
He will have a celebrity status even bigger than Posh’n'Becks.
He will be a fashion icon.
He will be honoured by great artists.
He will dominate the world of finance and politics.
He will be loved by the ordinary people.
All will bow before his magnificence.